January 2010
17 posts
Fever by Takka Takka, from Nick &...
ME & GUARD
After I get down the taxi in front of Solar, while going up the steps and struggling with getting my ID from my bag...
Guard: Good morning ma'am, ID lang po, pakisuot lang po..
Me: (habang hirap Na hirap dumukot sa bag) ok.....
Next day....same situation, only, I had another heavy bag with me, and I was struggling on putting my change inside my wallet, WHILE getting my ID WHILE going up the steps....guard makes me salubong and...
Guard: Ma'am good morning po....ID lang po natin pakisuot...
Me: yes yes
Next day, exact same situation but, I was carrying more stuff with me...so I had no extra hands to get my ID...
Guard: (was about to say his usual dialog) Ma'am, go---
Me: (dumped all of my bags in his arms and while he was holding my bag I opened it and got my ID and wore it).
Guard: (walang nasabi)
Next day, same situation, but I already had my ID in my hand...
Guard: Ma'am go----
Me: good morning ma'am, yung ID po nyo ma'am pakisuot lang po ... (while I put on my ID)
Guard: ah...hehehe si ma'am talaga...
Next day....I forgot my ID....
Guard: good morning ma'am...
Me: good morning!!! (smile from ear to ear, at walang ID)
Bwahahahahaahahaha!!! Saka naman hindi nagsalita si guard! Tsk tsk!
NYAAAR!
I thought I heard someone wailing downstairs. When I went down to check, it was our helper’s son singing. Hahaha!
ANO DAW?
At the counter while ordering...
Cashier boy: Ma'am ano po drinks nyo?
Me: Iced tea na lang...
Cashier boy: Ah iced tea na lang po?
Me: Yup
Cashier boy: (shouts to the kitchen people) Iced tea daw!!!
He starts punching on the cash register. After a few seconds...
Cashier boy: Ma'am sorry po hindi available ang root beer.
Me: Huh? Iced tea ang order ko, hindi root beer...
Cashier boy: Ah, iced tea na lang po?
Me: Oo (thinking to myself: saan nanggaling yung root beer?)
Toink!
